gallifresh:

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

disaffecting:

can you just like

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