You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell